Einglish jokes
I got married because
Santa: I got married because I
was tired of cooking,
cleaning home and washing clothes....
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason....
was tired of cooking,
cleaning home and washing clothes....
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason....
Get married
Man: Is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
Man: will it help?
Doctor: no, but it will avoid such thoughts
Doctor: get married
Man: will it help?
Doctor: no, but it will avoid such thoughts
Wife goes to a pub
Man to Doctor: Every night my wife goes to a pub
and sleeps with anyone who proposes to her!
Dr.: Relax, take a deep breath, calm down & now tell me....
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WHICH PUB?
and sleeps with anyone who proposes to her!
Dr.: Relax, take a deep breath, calm down & now tell me....
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WHICH PUB?
Wife Is Dying
Husband texts to wife on cell....
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Compliment
Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband,
I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty....
But can you still give me a good compliment ??
Husband replied,
Yes....Your eyesight is still excellent
But can you still give me a good compliment ??
Husband replied,
Yes....Your eyesight is still excellent
talking in sleep
A lady to doctor: My husband has the habit of talking in sleep! What should i give him to cure?
Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.
Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.
Point
Question: What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?
Answer: A knife has a point.
Answer: A knife has a point.
Beggar Is Bad
Wife: Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad..!
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Husband: WHY....??
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Wife: I Gave Him Food Yesterday & Today.
He Gifted Me A Book How To Cook....
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Husband: WHY....??
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Wife: I Gave Him Food Yesterday & Today.
He Gifted Me A Book How To Cook....
Hardest thing ever
Hardest thing ever?
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Controlling your laughter
at serious times :p
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Controlling your laughter
at serious times :p
The Guy Who Convinced
The Guy Who Convinced
The First Blind Man ,
He Needed A Sunglasses
Must Have Been One Hell Of
A Salesman ?
The First Blind Man ,
He Needed A Sunglasses
Must Have Been One Hell Of
A Salesman ?
Who is a Boy
Who is a Boy.?
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He starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without any complain.
And finally his life ends up only by compromising for others happiness.
He is that creature of God who no one can compete. Respect every boy/man in your
life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for u.
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Forward kro larkon k liye pehli dafa kisi na kuch acha likha hai. :p
mere to ansu hi nhi ruk rahy;(
When a Woman Loves
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He starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without any complain.
And finally his life ends up only by compromising for others happiness.
He is that creature of God who no one can compete. Respect every boy/man in your
life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for u.
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Forward kro larkon k liye pehli dafa kisi na kuch acha likha hai. :p
mere to ansu hi nhi ruk rahy;(
When a Woman Loves
When a Woman Loves!
When a woman loves you, you are a husband
When a few women love you, you are a man
When many women love you, you are a lover
When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol
When thousands of women love you, you are a leader
But,
When all the women in the world love you, you are not human… You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen..
When a woman loves you, you are a husband
When a few women love you, you are a man
When many women love you, you are a lover
When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol
When thousands of women love you, you are a leader
But,
When all the women in the world love you, you are not human… You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen..
One Good Thing About TWITTER
One Good Thing About
TWITTER
Is That It Keeps
All Annoying People Away From
FACEBOOK
Agree
Is That It Keeps
All Annoying People Away From
Agree
5 facts about You
5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s
2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo
3) U r now looking to find out
4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D
5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”:p;)
1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s
2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo
3) U r now looking to find out
4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D
5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”:p;)
A Girl Takes 100 Pics
A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day N Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads N
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li? =d
Day N Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads N
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li? =d
FUTURE PLANNING
FUTURE PLANNING
Once Oldman waiting 4 Train. sitting
at Bench.
A Boy
came & asked Time.
0ldman refuse
2 tell Time
Boy insisted
again n again
But Oldman denied
Boy asked Reason?
Oldman :
If i tell U the Time, then
u will ask abt Me
my name
job etc
Then
I ask about u
both of us will be frank.
By chance u
may get seat wid me.
Then u may get down at my station.
My daughter will come 2 recieve me.
She will meet u
She is beautiful
U may fall in love wid her
she too
Then
she insist me 2 marry u
&
Em sorry
I dont want a poor son-in-law
who doesnt even hv his own watch 2 c the
Time
Boy: Fittay mu tera Babay
:-D
Once Oldman waiting 4 Train. sitting
at Bench.
A Boy
came & asked Time.
0ldman refuse
2 tell Time
Boy insisted
again n again
But Oldman denied
Boy asked Reason?
Oldman :
If i tell U the Time, then
u will ask abt Me
my name
job etc
Then
I ask about u
both of us will be frank.
By chance u
may get seat wid me.
Then u may get down at my station.
My daughter will come 2 recieve me.
She will meet u
She is beautiful
U may fall in love wid her
she too
Then
she insist me 2 marry u
&
Em sorry
I dont want a poor son-in-law
who doesnt even hv his own watch 2 c the
Time
Boy: Fittay mu tera Babay
:-DCall summary
Call summary:-
Boy to boy!
00:00:59
Boy to mom!
00:00:50
Boy to dad!
00:00:30
Boy to girl!
01:23:59
Girl to girl!
05:29:59
Wife to Husband:
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Not Responding…=)) =D
Boy to boy!
00:00:59
Boy to mom!
00:00:50
Boy to dad!
00:00:30
Boy to girl!
01:23:59
Girl to girl!
05:29:59
Wife to Husband:
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Not Responding…=)) =D
5 facts about u
5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s
2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo
3) U r now looking to find out
4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D
5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”:p;)
1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s
2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo
3) U r now looking to find out
4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D
5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”:p;)
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